Heritage...
Lemme complain about my eyes even though i know i am already lucky to have them. Complain for fun, the sunny island pastime. Why did i get thick indian eyebrows and not get large indian eyes too? Firstly its cos i see the world smaller with my chinesey eyes. haha lame. No lah.
The other day at Shop and Save, the cashier made a whole conversation with me in mandrin and i was responding with a series of nods and smiles. I understood a bit, thanks to the days of Return of the Condor Hero, but still.. She asked what i was gonna do with the fish. I smile. Then i think she asked whether i was shy to talk. I nodded. haha. And its so funny that after she gave me my receipt and i was putting change into my wallet, she spoke to this malay woman in (quite good) english.
These occurances occur frequently too. The 7th floor uncle always speak to me in mandrin first, then he goes "oh ya hor". 10 times meet 10 times also forget. But okay lah. Not that im really complaining.
But who knows if i had indian eyes i could easily charm a woman like the movements of the flute(on contary to popular beliefs that snakes "dances to the tune" - they are deaf.) and she could do my bidding. Muahaha.... Like go to work be a career woman. Ever since housework and parenting became repressive to the morden woman - hahaha just being seemingly brainless and sarcastic to the modern society and after that statement i think it doesnt qualify as sarcastic anymore. bah hum babah
Sooner or later i knew it would bite me.
Bitten by the indon bug. If i havent already.
Now indonesia could be a possible destination to where i want to migrate.
Waduuh Keren
Got my (digital) hands on some Peterpan songs. Not bad.
My malay also now affected. hah
Must be all the afternoon gossip shows. For the record i dont actually watch them, their just on tv but im doing something else. I have to say the size of indonesia is directly proportionate to the gossips they have. Everyday! Two programmes per day! how much gossip is that.
Miss indonesia, gue tertarik donng! "Ni baru namanya Mee goreng"
Me and Helfi were discussing the 4 things that typically appear on commercials in idonesian tv. They are as follows:
-Pharmaceutical products- pills, oinments, but mostly pills.
-Their motors. "Shogun dilawan", "Cuba dong badaknya"
-Shampoos.
-Ciggarettes. From near death experience during rock climbing to sailing a boat in a storm, their ads prove to be the most propagandic ones. haha.
All this due to the recent increase in indonesian tv viewing. I must visit jarkata one day.
mkhan: i was begining to think u werent human. being pissed is a wonderful feeling. it gives u boundless energy!
ren.: woho.. take it eay bro..
My being pissed is really not that serious. Half the time im not really pissed when i say im pissed. Just normal pissed.Me being the (ahem!) patient guy i naturally am. Cheedebah
kooniee: freaking-fullerton...hahaha..i like tt.but why fullerton?why not carlton?
haha because fullerton very nice by the sg river. and the lights and the nice columns. haha no lah. no specific reason. First to pop in my mind.
jas: its not the OLD kind lar. its the shiok kind. muahahahah.....wif the pail, the scoops n all. makes bathing so much more fun
angel: oh the water heater is instant. hehh. the wait to boil kind is the old kind.
the method i use is the boil water at kettle then mix with normal tap water in a large pail and then use a smaller pail to evenly distribute the water to your body. I so know what Jas means. Enjoy the last last part where the small pail cant scoop out anymore water though theres still a quite a lot of water. You take the big pail then Splash!!!!!!!
Btw im blogging so early as i was awakened a a freaky weaky dream. After the dream i got really (ghost type) scared. I was afraid of a decomposed smilling face popping out of virtually anywhere - in the fridge as i opened the door, at the turn of the living room, in the toilet bowl. Now im okay-er.
Back to sleep for gue.
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Lemme complain about my eyes even though i know i am already lucky to have them. Complain for fun, the sunny island pastime. Why did i get thick indian eyebrows and not get large indian eyes too? Firstly its cos i see the world smaller with my chinesey eyes. haha lame. No lah.
The other day at Shop and Save, the cashier made a whole conversation with me in mandrin and i was responding with a series of nods and smiles. I understood a bit, thanks to the days of Return of the Condor Hero, but still.. She asked what i was gonna do with the fish. I smile. Then i think she asked whether i was shy to talk. I nodded. haha. And its so funny that after she gave me my receipt and i was putting change into my wallet, she spoke to this malay woman in (quite good) english.
These occurances occur frequently too. The 7th floor uncle always speak to me in mandrin first, then he goes "oh ya hor". 10 times meet 10 times also forget. But okay lah. Not that im really complaining.
But who knows if i had indian eyes i could easily charm a woman like the movements of the flute(on contary to popular beliefs that snakes "dances to the tune" - they are deaf.) and she could do my bidding. Muahaha.... Like go to work be a career woman. Ever since housework and parenting became repressive to the morden woman - hahaha just being seemingly brainless and sarcastic to the modern society and after that statement i think it doesnt qualify as sarcastic anymore. bah hum babah
Sooner or later i knew it would bite me.
Bitten by the indon bug. If i havent already.
Now indonesia could be a possible destination to where i want to migrate.
Waduuh Keren
Got my (digital) hands on some Peterpan songs. Not bad.
My malay also now affected. hah
Must be all the afternoon gossip shows. For the record i dont actually watch them, their just on tv but im doing something else. I have to say the size of indonesia is directly proportionate to the gossips they have. Everyday! Two programmes per day! how much gossip is that.
Miss indonesia, gue tertarik donng! "Ni baru namanya Mee goreng"
Me and Helfi were discussing the 4 things that typically appear on commercials in idonesian tv. They are as follows:
-Pharmaceutical products- pills, oinments, but mostly pills.
-Their motors. "Shogun dilawan", "Cuba dong badaknya"
-Shampoos.
-Ciggarettes. From near death experience during rock climbing to sailing a boat in a storm, their ads prove to be the most propagandic ones. haha.
All this due to the recent increase in indonesian tv viewing. I must visit jarkata one day.
mkhan: i was begining to think u werent human. being pissed is a wonderful feeling. it gives u boundless energy!
ren.: woho.. take it eay bro..
My being pissed is really not that serious. Half the time im not really pissed when i say im pissed. Just normal pissed.Me being the (ahem!) patient guy i naturally am. Cheedebah
kooniee: freaking-fullerton...hahaha..i like tt.but why fullerton?why not carlton?
haha because fullerton very nice by the sg river. and the lights and the nice columns. haha no lah. no specific reason. First to pop in my mind.
jas: its not the OLD kind lar. its the shiok kind. muahahahah.....wif the pail, the scoops n all. makes bathing so much more fun
angel: oh the water heater is instant. hehh. the wait to boil kind is the old kind.
the method i use is the boil water at kettle then mix with normal tap water in a large pail and then use a smaller pail to evenly distribute the water to your body. I so know what Jas means. Enjoy the last last part where the small pail cant scoop out anymore water though theres still a quite a lot of water. You take the big pail then Splash!!!!!!!
Btw im blogging so early as i was awakened a a freaky weaky dream. After the dream i got really (ghost type) scared. I was afraid of a decomposed smilling face popping out of virtually anywhere - in the fridge as i opened the door, at the turn of the living room, in the toilet bowl. Now im okay-er.
Back to sleep for gue.
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Pahlawan Putih
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